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Post by skullmanexe on Jan 15, 2006 23:52:29 GMT -5
Years have passed since the juno incident, Nevets, alan and whackoguy (reffered to by nev and alan as CK) were made officials. their job had gotten dull, as it would, catching small criminals easily using very little skills. it seemed their was nothing left to netbattling. Alan, ck and nev all were transferred to different places to work. Finaly nevs mission was done, he was to sneak into a widely known hackers estate and snoop around for some evidence of what he had been doing. nev did it with his usual finesse...busting right in and bashing heads in, nothing for subtly. getting a full confession , monologuing and the whole 9 yards about the masterminds plan, while nev ha skullman record all of it. skullman deleted this guys navi and they left, going back to their old town to wait for his next mission.
nev sat alone for a few hours, thinking maybe his friends had done their missions just as fast.
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Post by Kingman.Exe on Jan 21, 2006 20:26:41 GMT -5
Alan rode up to nects house in his moped, his standard form of transportation. He stopped at the door and waited a second. Alan had changed much since the juno incident, now wearing a suite to go with his neatly combed hair. He lifted his hand to ring to door bell when . . .
Kingman: what're you doing, why don't you just walk in.
Alan: why don't you shut up.
Kingman: ouch, why so moody?
Alan: eh, it's a been a while, i'm just kinda nervouse.
Kingman: well don't be, he's nev for gods sake. he wouldn't ring your doorbell.
Alan: I guess you're right
Alan had been stationed at scilab working mostly with the expirmental depart ment. Working wiht experimental chips while also increasing security so that they won't always get broken into all the time. Since the security increase, however, less and less major criminals began popping up. He'd delt with small time crooks trying there hands at stealing expirmental chips but they were all worthless. Most of them were either deleted or were dumb enough to grab the chips that destroyed there navi in use. Alan walked into nevs house and bust into his room.
Alan: hey nev!
Kingman: yo
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Post by skullmanexe on Jan 22, 2006 21:18:15 GMT -5
nev: alan..is that you? ..whoa, since when do you wear a suit?
skullman:..if kingman is wearing a suit too, i have full right to laugh,
nev: good to see you again.., last i saw of the god chips they were deleted. probably for the best...i cant believe criminals are this dumb. back when we were on the job here we had some actual STRONG enemies to fight. its just not worth it anymore...i cant believe society has been using all the great navis as simple tools..the navis are almost as useless as trying to fight with a mr.prog...
skullman: ok. quit your complaining man..you just got an email..it says:
"Greetings. we heard of your impressive resume, were throwing togethor a test of skill to see which navi's are indeed the strongest. we have a ticket to the cyber metro for this location. all expenses paid, just show up"
*nev hears a beep* nev: what the..i think thats alans PET,,..did he get the same email we did?
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Post by Kingman.Exe on Jan 22, 2006 21:27:53 GMT -5
Alan: yeah yeah yeah. The suite is the only way to convince people i actually work at sci-lab.
Kingman: yeah, because obviously there old security department was so great
Alan: what old security department
Kingman: exactly
Alan: yeah, i'm glad to godchips were deleted. Although it's boring because all the expirimental depart is working on are recover500 and +500atk chips. There just amping up the numbers. Although they never work. We tried a +500 with a super vulcan the other day and nearly blew up the entire sci-lab computer network.
suddenly, alans pet beeped and began to vibrate, a new feature he had installed. Mostly to annoy kingman.
Kingman: yo alan, it's an email
Alan: well what does it say genuis.
Kingman:"Greetings. we heard of your impressive resume, were throwing togethor a test of skill to see which navi's are indeed the strongest. we have a ticket to the cyber metro for this location. all expenses paid, just show up"
Alan: is that the same e-mail nev got
Kingman: apparently. I guess someone is throwing together another " attract the most powerful navis" tournament. It's most definatley not some ploy by a major evil corperation to attract navis to steal or something.
Alan: Kingman there havn't been any major evil corporations since we took down juno.this might actually be a legit tournament.
Kingman: well then what are we waiting for?
Alan: I dunno, it would be nice to get back on the net-battling scene.
Alan turned to look at nevets.
Alan: it'll be just like old times.
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Post by skullmanexe on Jan 22, 2006 21:42:40 GMT -5
nev: OH YEAH. hey skullman, do you still have any skills?
skullman:...did i ever tell you how much i hate you?
nev: only every day since i got you.
skullman: fair enough..of course, im ready to do this. if i have to fight with that idiot grenade man one more time...
nev: yeah..., lets go
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the group arives at the cybermetro.
skullman:..ok , heres my ticket
navi: um sir..we dont have this place on register..
skullman:..well, it has a ticket and a course..its got to exist
navi: sir..this will not fly
skullman: *shows email*
navi:..yes...it seems your right. well..i'll get my manager.
*5 minutes pass anda large bulky navi shows up* large navi: what seems to be the problem?
skullman: we got this email from a random tournament and a ticket ...and cant get on since it "doesnt exist"
the large navi takes kingman and skullman aside
large navi: it DOES exist..but only officials are allowed there.
skullman: well then let us on
large navi:..um
skullman:..*shows badge program* *kingman does same* large navi: GAH. alright..get on
*they board the train*
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skullman: well... i guess were here..but where is this place?
kingman:..well, it appears to have pillars and such..pretty high tech though
* a navi jumps down from a huge desk wearing air shoes* greetings fellows, i am hermesman, i suppose if your here you want to register for our tournament.
skullman:..what IS this place?
hermesman: well, the scilab usualy keeps all their data in one place..their computers. but this..is an outside source, hidden from all but the highest officials. dr.hikari felt you 2 werent doing work up to your old standards...simply S ranking every mob boss you could find. so we set this up..THIS friends..is your new place of business. but first off. is the main agenda....meet the other contestants of thois tournament.
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Post by Kingman.Exe on Jan 22, 2006 21:52:16 GMT -5
Alan: wow, skynet, i've only heard rumors about this place
Kingman: yeah, apparently it's the only area of the net viruses can't reach because it's there is only one pathway to it.
Hermesman: that is correct, somebody has studied there scilab.
Kingman: well, i work with the expirmental chip department.
Hermesman: oh really. tell me, how did that Lich Lincoln chip turn out?
Kingman: umm
Kingman has a flashback of an undead-abraham lincoln destroying the entire scilab area with dark cannons and darkswords.
Kingman: let's just say there were a few bugs that needed to be worked out.
Hermesman: well no matter, the rest of the contestents should be arriving shortly. All the contestants have been arranged into two man teams and, AH, here comes our frist team now.
Swordman, as well as a large round navi with a helemet and two short arms with large, round sheilds on them arrive.
Hermesman: meet sword man and sheild man, an apropriate combo don't you think.
Kingman: are all the teams other than ares going to be some sort of cliche pairing?
Hermesman: most likley.
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Post by skullmanexe on Jan 22, 2006 22:00:13 GMT -5
hardman: hehehe , hello weaklings. stoneman:...
skyllman:..stoneman..but how
hardman: he doesnt talk much, let me explain..you fought A stoneman before. common navi, this tsoneman however, isnt the same one.
skullman: makes sense...
kingman:..ah. so who ELSE is here?
hermesman: well...
*a huge explosion through the floor leads to a navi jumping right in front of skullman* IM GRENADE MAN
kingman:..how can yoU NOT see that coming?
hermesman: um grenademan..wheres your partner?
grenademanL partner?
hermesman: yes grenademan..where did you put bomb man...
grenademan: define put?
hermes: did you delete him again?
grenademan: HE KEEPS GETTING IN THE WAY!
hermesman: fine, you compete alone...
hermesman: this..is the skynet grand prix. where netbattlers can claim their titles.
grenademan..you go first. against kingman and skullman.
skullman: *slaps forehead* battle routine set...
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Post by Kingman.Exe on Jan 22, 2006 22:05:07 GMT -5
Kingman: ugh, fine
Gernademan: WHEEE, BOMBCHIPS AWAYYYYEEEEEE
gernade man launches several minibombs.
Alan: how did this guy end up here. oh well, rock cube in
a rockcube apears in front of kingman, blocking the minbombs.
Alan: alright, goldfist, whirlwind. download.
Kingmans fist changes into a large golden fist which he uses to punch the rockcube, shattering it into pieces. kingmans other hand then changes into a whirlwing, which he fires at hte floating rock cube peies. causing them to fly at gernade man and pin him to a nearby wall. kingman turns to look at skullman.
Kingman: i assume you can finish this.
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Post by skullmanexe on Jan 22, 2006 22:13:07 GMT -5
skullman: oh you bet , hehehe. still like explosions?
grenademan: OH YEAH!
skullman: random meteor..
kingmanL uis that neccesary?
*a meteor rod appears in skullmans hand and fires 5 meteors at the trapped grenademan logging him out*
skullman: sure.
hermesman: that was amazing teamwork....perhaps you gentlemen are in a league of your own.. next battle. sword man and shieldman vs stoneman and hardman.
hardman: my pleasure, battle routine set. *hardman punches a pillar knocking it over at swordman, swordman cuts it into a bunch of pieces while shieldman bashed them directly at hardman crushing him under stone*
hardman logging out
stoneman: ..*smashes the ground knocking more pillars at swordman. sowrdman retreats under shield man, shieldman jumps in the air and the pillars reverse crushing stoneman.
hermesman: well..i suppose you gentlemen are ALSO in a league of your own..2 teams remain. amazing.
*a new navi jacks in* not so fast.
hermesman: what..i didnt invite YOU
clownman: dr.hikari did though. i was transfered here as of today,
hermesman: fine..heres some paper work, take a desk in the next room. OH, you 2 teams pass the first round. heres a key for each team. to arena 2.
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Post by Kingman.Exe on Jan 22, 2006 22:25:19 GMT -5
Kingman: i dunno, that didn't seem to last very long for a battle of the ultimate navi's
Alan: yeah, but gernade man was buy himself. And we've been working in expirmental chips, we know how to handel chips of extreme power.
Hermesman: anyway, arena 2 is right over there.
Hermes points his scepter at a pillar where an archway labled with a large number 2 appears out of nowhere.
Alan: hmm, something seems fishy about clownman
Kingman: yeah, how come he doesn't have a partner
Beastman: because i just got here
Kingman: oh, hey wait a minute, how is your pairing cliche?
Beastman: we both belong in a circus.
Kingman: a bit obscure but it works.
Beastman: you guys don't have a cliche pairing
Kingman: that is because we are the portagonists
Beastman: what?
Kingman: don't worry about it, clownman is registering over there if you'd like to catch up.
Kingman looks up at the door that appeared out of nowhere.
Kingman: i wonder how much more there is to this place.
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Post by skullmanexe on Jan 22, 2006 22:39:49 GMT -5
hermesman: well. this is odd, but. clownman. beastman. i want each of you to face these teams alone
clownman: right boss beastman: alright..
swordman: hehehe shieldman: no worries
beastman: tome for you to log out..
*swordman inserts a life sword B>A and starts slashing at beastman, beastman jumps on the end of his sword and drop kicks him in the face, lands and dashs at him clawing madly, shield man jumps in front of the wild rush, his shield now peentrated by huge claw marks, beastman punches wildly through shieldmans defenses. shieldman lifts his shields and smashes beastman on the ground. beastman, angry lifts shieldman and throws the huge navi at swordman. beastman proceeds to use a zapring on the 2, paralyzing them, one final slash logs the 2 out*
skullmans jaw drops in awe watching this... skullman: how the..,.
hermesman: and that..was for them. now you 2, see how you do against the strongest navi we've encountered on missions..clownman.
clownman: i remember you guys from awhile back...but dont think i will go easy on you.
skullman: ok. something tells me this battle wont be over too quickly
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Post by Kingman.Exe on Jan 23, 2006 16:15:35 GMT -5
Kingman: why does it feel like someones trying to delete us?
Alan: why does it feel like you notice too many cliches?
Kingman: i dunno. perhabs we should start battling.
Alan: yeah, that'd be a good idea. Oh yeah, watch out for that aqua tower.
Kingman quickly jumps out of the way of an oncoming aqua tower.
Kingman: That was close, what say we get going?
Alan: allright, lemme just scrounge through my chips and . . . . . ah here we ho, icewave3 tripple download.
Alan inserts three ice waves into his pet. Kingman proceeds to fire three large zig-zaging snowflakes at clownman.
Alan: whadda ya say to that?
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Post by skullmanexe on Jan 23, 2006 16:32:35 GMT -5
clownman: hehehe, i say THUNDER CANNONBALL *clownman rolls into a ball and bounces over then kicking kingman in the face and rolling back across the room* *clownman reaches under the room making his hands come up under kingman with a shocking grasp*
skullman:..GAH! widesword battlechip in *slashes at clwonmans arm and gets shocked himself*
kingman: yeah..THATS smart
skullman: ok i CAN leave you
kingman: >_> fine. do something
skullman: hmm..*zaprings him* *he lets go of kingman*
nev: alan..now would be a good time to lance
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Post by Kingman.Exe on Jan 23, 2006 16:42:37 GMT -5
Alan: oh i bet it would. But lets spice it up a bit. Copydamage quadruple download
4 targets appear hovering clownman.
Clownman: not so fast
Clownman rolls up into a ball and starts chargin at kingman.
Alan: Now, lance, sidelance, bamboosword DOWNLOAD
Kingman waits for a couple seconds untill clownman comes right infront of him and then staps forward with a bamboo sowrd. As the bamboo sword peirces clownman more bambooswords come out from the floating targets. Then suddnely, a bunch more lances fly from all directions and hit clownman. As they do lances fire out of the copydamage targets and hit him again.
Kingman: lets see you recover from that.
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Post by skullmanexe on Jan 23, 2006 16:45:33 GMT -5
clownman: *gets up after awhile* hehehe, nice trick....BUUT *uses an elecsword on alan*
*fires about 10 zaprings at skullman* *skullman gets nailed with them all and cant move*
clownman: hehehe...now for you kingman *raises an elecsword* time to log out *swings at kingman *
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